bush and chaney

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Friday, 24-Mar-2006 19:58:29

Cheney and Bush were having breakfast at the White House.

The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like.
He replies,” I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims, "How rude!

You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year! ''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

Post 2 by SensuallyNaturallyLiving4Today (LivingLifeAndLovingItToo) on Friday, 24-Mar-2006 20:05:20

Rofl. Great! I can see that happening.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 25-Mar-2006 9:59:49

yeah, i can totally see that too!

Post 4 by mysticrain (Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.) on Sunday, 26-Mar-2006 12:16:14

hahahahaha I wouldn't doubt that that has already happened!

Post 5 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Saturday, 01-Apr-2006 7:03:59

that idiot i wouldn't put it past him